Social Networks Mania



Does all the buzz about social networks have you wondering where this phenomenon is headed? Here's our (somewhat humorous) take on where it might lead.



Now, relax and watch this 2-minute animation.

ReallyOpenSocial launches as a new venture

Various leading social networks and applications providers have partnered with ReallyOpenSocial.

Google launches SocialSense - to integrate with ReallyOpenSocial

Based on a user's social interactions and profile, SocialSense will predict a set of products and services that a user needs or desires. Now advertisers will be able to target ads based on waist size, hair color, teeth condition ...

Apple releases iSocial for ReallyOpenSocial

iSocial is a pocket device, which comes with 9 miniature 2-way-sensors that are placed all over the body. It features 3-D holographic projection of your friends onto any surface, along with audio, which enables lifelike stimulations of various social interactions ( pokes, hugs, kisses, you get the picture ... )

235 News feed items since your last log-in 8 minutes back from your iPhone
You have 30 notifications. You have been poked 20 times. 15 friends have grabbed you, 3 have attacked your pet.
You have been asked on a date 3 times.
Mary ( your friend ) just got an email from her lawyer ( sorry can't display content because of Mary's privacy setting ).
John ( your friend ) got 20 emails into his junk box and 5 into his inbox
John has changed his default folder to be junk box since he likes reading emails.
Tanya has IM'ed with 6 of her friends ( but not with you ) today with 80 lines each. It just took her 3 minutes ....Hmmm, Tanya has good typing speed
Tim ( a friend of yours whom you have not met ) is now friends with Jason ( whom he has not met either )
ReallyOpenSocial thinks that you are lonely and has matched you up with 86 potential friends right from your neighborhood.

2 months later ...

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2 months later ...

A typical user profile on ReallyOpenSocial

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2 months later ...

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3 months later ...

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Yahoo! joins ReallyOpenSocial

Yahoo! will integrate its Mail, Address-Book and Messenger into ReallyOpenSocial.

AOL jumps into the fray

AOL announces that it has made ReallyOpenSocial a top priority. It has laid out an aggressive timeline of integration into ReallyOpenSocial, and expects integration to be near complete in 2 years.

Microsoft invests in ReallyOpenSocial

"Social Networks, Social Networks, Social Networks ...", Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer kept on repeating these words as he spoke to a large group of developers at Moscone Center last night, until a member of the audience fainted, and was later hospitalized. Ballmer also announced buying a 0.5 % stake for $1B.

Productivity drops globally

There was heated argument this afternoon at the World Economic Forum, on the topic of drop in productivity worldwide. Goverment leaders want to take immediate action. Experts are pointing a finger towards the global adoption and high usage of ReallyOpenSocial.

Social Utility Tax legislation passed

Social networks have been calling themselves 'Social Utilities' and various governments have now taken that to heart. A new 'Social Utility Tax' has been imposed. First 20 social interactions every day will be tax exempt, but users will now pay a 'Social Utility Tax' for each social interaction thereafter. Politicians claim this will not only help solve productivity issues, it will generate much needed tax dollars, but critics and free speech advocates claim this move impinges on people's right to waste time.

Governments consider inserting controls in ReallyOpenSocial

There has been increasing political and social ( pun intended ) pressure on governments to get things under control.

Social Utility Tax legislation passed

Social networks have been calling themselves 'Social Utilities' and various governments have now taken that to heart. To restrict usage to sane levels, a 'Social Utility Tax' has been imposed. Now, beyond the free allocation of 20 social interactions per day, users will pay a 'Social Utility Tax' for every social interaction thereafter. Whether this is this the right solution or not, only time will tell.

and thus begins a new era ..
the social era
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